Covenant Theological Seminary has contracted with a headhunter to find their next president. This may be you, although if you have reservations about the gay Christian movement, you should be warned they say “the next president will embody the seminary’s ethos as he represents it on cultural issues.” This leaves us wondering if the successful candidate will be single and suffer from sexual dysphoria?

Anyhow, if you’re interested in sending them your dossier, you’ll have a better chance…

If you’re grace-centered and winsome. If you’re grace-centered and winsome.

Did we mention the successful candidate must be grace-centered and winsome?

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